never stop eating unless youre full

Jul 29

tinybro:

i bet when percy’s in a bad mood and doesn’t want to talk to anyone he just goes out to the lake and sits at the bottom of it like “what now”

and annabeth just calmly takes a canoe out to the center of the lake and writes little messages out on slips of paper that she sticks in a sealed plastic bag with a rock and just drops them down to him until he eventually comes up for an actual talk

Jul 29

you know if sburb actually was real and we all started playing can you imagine how pissed off all the other fandoms would be

hellfirehotchkiss:

The fucking world would be ending and they’d be like

OF ALL THE FUCKING FANDOMS IN THE WORLD TO ACTUALLY GET THEIR STORY TO BE REAL AND ACTUALLY GET TO LIVE IT IT FUCKING HAD TO BE THEM

I COULD BE IN A TARDIS OR AT HOGWARTS OR BE A MAGICAL GIRL AND MAKE A CONTRACT OR BE THE KEYBLADE MASTER OKAY I COULD FUCKING BE SAILOR MOON

BUT NO I’M DYING IN A METEOR APOCALYPSE BECAUSE OF ALL THE FANDOMS

IT HAD TO BE HOMESTUCK

Jul 29
anrgy:

inspirational

anrgy:

inspirational

Jul 29

I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN

  • Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
  • The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
  • Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
  • The Mom: Don't we all.
Jul 29

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

Jul 29

on-a-journey-of-my-own:

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

Exactly me

Jul 29

fearlesskesha:

'I used to dress a lot in black and now I've let color into my life, its very metaphorical'

Jul 29

knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

Jul 29

capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

Jul 29
cognitivedissonance:

ohmy-gingersnaps:

This gif has increased my level of happiness exponentially. The more I watch it, the happier I get. 

Your cute cat of the day

cognitivedissonance:

ohmy-gingersnaps:

This gif has increased my level of happiness exponentially. The more I watch it, the happier I get. 

Your cute cat of the day

Jul 29
the-renegade-rose:

just saw this on instagram. very good visual representation of a complicated concept

the-renegade-rose:

just saw this on instagram. very good visual representation of a complicated concept

Jul 29

yourockthebeatofmyheart:

I’m a menace to society.

Jul 29

"That friend of yours. What was her name?"

Jul 29

becquerel-fahrenheit:

unamusedsloth:

Well, at least the day can’t get any worse.

It can if all of these happen to you in one day

Jul 29

Probably my favourite part of this movie.