never stop eating unless youre full

Aug 28

youareyoubutwhoareyou:

itissilent:

vintagefreshman:

DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:

THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK

NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK

JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK

THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK

JUST

PLEASE

JONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY

Aug 28

Confess something you’ve thought about me on anon, and all I can do is post it

Aug 27

cdrmanamana:

me: *sits very still so as not to disturb my cat as she walks on me in increasingly uncomfortable ways*

Aug 27

candycoatedqueenies:

lostboys5sos:

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

Be in a haunted house

Jump at people

Scream “I’M A LESBIAN” 

Aug 27

princesshawkguy:

the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real

Aug 27

thnksfrthbttfck:

WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS 3/4 OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS

Aug 27

mewtwoofficial:

I’ll be 80 and still playing pokemon image

Aug 27

pemsylvania:

I’m a teenager and I even hate teenagers

Aug 27

curtest:

Those who are hardest to love are the ones who need it the most

Aug 27
  • White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
  • Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
  • Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!
Aug 27

brothers-on-a-motel-bed:

zanetheaiden:

can we have queer relationships that aren’t even questioned

like its not even part of the plot and its not repeated like fifty fuckin times or made into a joke like “lol theyre really really gay”

just these girls or guys or other happen to be in a queer relationship and its seen but not any more than a regular relationship

normalize queer relationships

aka In The Flesh

Aug 27

dreamofbecoming:

Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

Aug 27

crookedteacup:

Reblog this and i’ll send you a little doodle in your submit box

Aug 27

fatgirlopinions:

padaleckawaii:

pros and cons to having boobs:

cons:
-finding tops/dresses which fit
-the lying on ur front issue
-bras
-wrapping urself in a towel (harder than it sounds)
-they get cold in the bath bc theyre not in the water
-back ache ow
-swimming costumes and bikinis
-“my eyes are up here”
-running. like jfc
-pAiNN during periods

pros:
-squishy squish

The pros outweigh the cons honestly

Aug 27

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog